I saw a story on CNN titled "Boy, 5, hoping for new foot" --- and the first thing that came to mind was how funny it would be if the headline were changed by adding just one extra letter:

Boy, 5, hopping for new foot

Yes, I know; I'm going to hell for that one. :-)

In other related news, Happy belated Christmas, and an early Merry New Year to you all... see you all in the new year (if I survive my homework, work1 and work2 load!). I'm working at Disney on New Year's Eve and Day, if anyone wants to come by and visit; I'll be in Epcot's World Showcase, somewhere. :-)

CNN Story (hopping boy): http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/12/26/hershey.new.foot.for.christmas.wjxt